February 2012
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ATTENTION FOLLOWERS!!!!
fuckyeahstonerkids:
Please sign this petition to include Body Modification in Equal Opportunity Employment. This will make it so anyone with piercings and tattoos wont be discriminated against. Please sign, we need to get to 1000,000.Don’t forget to reblog.
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I realize this is not marijuana related. However, this is one step closer to an accepting living environment for us all to...
Anonymous asked: Good luck young grasshopper, you shall never find out. :D
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
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Anonymous asked: No. I want them all. FIND THEM!
me all the time: i hate glee
me at 8pm every tuesday: time for glee
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
Anonymous asked: YOUR FAVORITE POKEMON IS BULBASAUR. I NOW GET YOUR BABIES.
me to my cat
me: look at my pretty little baby, yea.
cat: bby I know
me: she's so gawjus yes she is
cat: bby I know
me: with her little whiskers and feetsies and cute widdle nose, yea.
cat: bby I know
me: why look at yourself you little qt 3.14 (holds infront of mirror)
cat: bby I know.
